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Just for laughs - my predictions for the new iPad

[Deleted User][Deleted User]
in General App Discussion

My predictions:

Thin - the new iPad Pro will be 0.5 mm thinner! That's a (what ever) % thinner!

Color - we've added a new Grey! We call this new Grey - Pink Grey!

Ports - we've designed a new port. We call this new port The Ring port - one port to rule them all. Yes, we have removed that old old 3.5mm headphone jack and all our customers can now use the new Ring Port adaptor (available in new Pink Grey!).

Dongles - we give you new dongles for all your old tech, even the old tech we released just a few months ago. Don't worry though, we have dongles in the new Pink Grey!

Apple Pencil - You told us you all lose them - we hear you. Apple has worked hard and replaced the old Apple Pencil with....the new Apple Finger! (Replacement of your old finger is at additional expense).

RAM - we won't tell you what it is, so don't ask and that way, you won't be disappointed.

Storage - you all asked us for more storage and we have heard you! Today Apple are pleased to announce shared interweb storage! We call this new Apple innovation Shared interweb Storage! No longer do you need to share all your documents, as now you can store them in the same place as everyone else's!

Processor - yes the new A10x super processor will be twice as fast and twice as hot! To cool this super charged speed demon, we at Apple have removed the 0.5mm thick back case! We call this Open Back (optional replacement fan back at extra cost).

All these Apple innovations are available today! Cost? Only £10000 for the 9.7 inch model. We know you will appreciate the stupidly high price - remember, Apple is the best and the best costs!

Comments

  • fjcblancofjcblanco
    edited November 2016

    Mine:

    It will works awesome with a wireless pencil, amazing touch response, but only with the Apple one.

    The wireless sound will be improved dramatically, with almost no delay, but only with the Apple headphones.

    It will come with the next standard Bluetooth 54.0 and the wireless keyboard will be more responsive and accurate than ever, but only with the Cupertino one.

    Etc, etc...

  • robertreynoldsrobertreynolds

    It's humorous but terrifying. I've come to the conclusion I could "almost" do without my Macbook Pro, despite the fact that it runs Ableton, the most useful piece of musical software ever developed imo. What I can't do without is my iPad these days. If they come out with an iPad that no longer works for making music, I'm going to be pretty depressed.

  • High5deniedHigh5denied

    @Fruitbat1919 said:
    My predictions:

    Thin - the new iPad Pro will be 0.5 mm thinner! That's a (what ever) % thinner!

    Color - we've added a new Grey! We call this new Grey - Pink Grey!

    Ports - we've designed a new port. We call this new port The Ring port - one port to rule them all. Yes, we have removed that old old 3.5mm headphone jack and all our customers can now use the new Ring Port adaptor (available in new Pink Grey!).

    Dongles - we give you new dongles for all your old tech, even the old tech we released just a few months ago. Don't worry though, we have dongles in the new Pink Grey!

    Apple Pencil - You told us you all lose them - we hear you. Apple has worked hard and replaced the old Apple Pencil with....the new Apple Finger! (Replacement of your old finger is at additional expense).

    RAM - we won't tell you what it is, so don't ask and that way, you won't be disappointed.

    Storage - you all asked us for more storage and we have heard you! Today Apple are pleased to announce shared interweb storage! We call this new Apple innovation Shared interweb Storage! No longer do you need to share all your documents, as now you can store them in the same place as everyone else's!

    Processor - yes the new A10x super processor will be twice as fast and twice as hot! To cool this super charged speed demon, we at Apple have removed the 0.5mm thick back case! We call this Open Back (optional replacement fan back at extra cost).

    All these Apple innovations are available today! Cost? Only £10000 for the 9.7 inch model. We know you will appreciate the stupidly high price - remember, Apple is the best and the best costs!

    Thanks for that, funny shiat!

  • Lacm1993Lacm1993

    Well...it's alright but there are genius apple jokes/ parodies out there.

    Seriously The next gen iPad it's going to be as good as ever but nothing revolutionary (that's in two years according to some reports) in my opinion what needs to change its software.

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  • nrgbnrgb
    edited November 2016

    That video is the gift that keeps on giving.

  • chimp_spannerchimp_spanner

    Apple Finger haha. They would if they could ;)

  • JumpercollinsJumpercollins

    Had a dream last night that Apple stopped making iPads within 10 years. Tech moves on that's a lot of money in apps down the drain if that was to happen! VR was taking over EE he!

  • AndyPlanktonAndyPlankton
    edited November 2016

    It will cost twice as much but
    It will have......

    Twice the processing power
    Twice the RAM
    Twice the storage capacity
    Twice the battery power
    Dual split screen mode allowing 2 individual splits to display 4 apps simultaneously
    It will recognise twice as many touchpoints
    It features 2 x lightning ports

    and it will look like

    this

    :D

  • fjcblancofjcblanco

    Oh, my...I've never expected to watch "El Risitas" in this forum.

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