Getting Good at Spoons, as Fast as possible

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I'm pretty good at knives and forks, it's those spoons that are real tricky. Any advice or tips welcome

JangoMango

Any tips on clapping? I have acquired some hands, but have no clue on the workflow...

OscarSouth

Now we're milking the joke.

Telefunky

well... not spoons, but bones may fit better... here's the how-to

JudgeDredd

I just got decent at snapping my fingers. Now what to do, bones or spoons?

JeffChasteen

I saw Bowie's spoon in the David Bowie Is exhibition. There was just one, not a pair.

Clam

Yes, but playing one spoon is twice as easy

Clam

I use to be pretty good at playing a blade of grass, but failed miserably at tissue paper and haircomb.

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@JudgeDredd said:
I just got decent at snapping my fingers. Now what to do, bones or spoons?

Both they kind of go hand in hand

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@JeffChasteen said:
I saw Bowie's spoon in the David Bowie Is exhibition. There was just one, not a pair.

Was it next to a bowl?

dabusgo

Just trying to get good at getting good as fast as possible is good for something as long as you take your time about it

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@Telefunky said:
well... not spoons, but bones may fit better... here's the how-to

Thanks for posting. This will serve as inspiration just have to barter with my dog

JeffChasteen

Unfortunately, no.
As Angie B put it, "Big fat packages of the stuff"

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@dabusgo said:
Just trying to get good at getting good as fast as possible is good for something as long as you take your time about it

Sounds like you know what you're doing

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@JeffChasteen said:
Unfortunately, no.
As Angie B put it, "Big fat packages of the stuff"

Oh dear that's sad

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@Clam said:
I use to be pretty good at playing a blade of grass, but failed miserably at tissue paper and haircomb.

Grass is under appreciated

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@JangoMango said:
Any tips on clapping? I have acquired some hands, but have no clue on the workflow...

There are many advanced techniques perhaps someone could give you a hand or two

Clam

First rule of clapping: Let go of the coffee cup.

JeffChasteen

@Arpseechord said:

@JeffChasteen said:
Unfortunately, no.
As Angie B put it, "Big fat packages of the stuff"

Oh dear that's sad

It's why the man was convinced witches were after him, was constantly drawing pentagrams on everything, had absolutely no memory of appearing at the Grammys, or recording large portions of Station To Station.

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@JeffChasteen said:

@Arpseechord said:

@JeffChasteen said:
Unfortunately, no.
As Angie B put it, "Big fat packages of the stuff"

Oh dear that's sad

It's why the man was convinced witches were after him, was constantly drawing pentagrams on everything, had absolutely no memory of appearing at the Grammys, or recording large portions of Station To Station.

Unsettling and to a degree possibly true...many strange principalities in the biz and when drugs and booze etc get mixed in it's amazing the music gets made at all

dabusgo

@Arpseechord said:

@dabusgo said:
Just trying to get good at getting good as fast as possible is good for something as long as you take your time about it

Sounds like you know what you're doing

Well sure. Its like my first roll in the hay. I wanted to get good as fast as possible and i did. I got good so fast that before there was physical contact i was done.

Retzilience

Flowspoons