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w.t.f. Sounds almost surreal, like David Lynch prequel to Earaserhead.
Sausage factory, cleaning out pigs’ intestines with my fingers. Truly horrific. I lasted 1.5 days.> @dendy said:
Ha. It was pretty surreal, I have to say. Even more bizarre was that when I worked there I expressed my disgust to someone else who worked there. Their reply was, ‘well, I’ve done worse jobs.’ I didn’t enquire as to what those jobs might have been, and quit shortly afterwards. To this day, it all seems like it must have been a bad dream.
Sperm sponger in a peep-show...
Just kidding but my actual project manager job is someday even worse than this...
Great first line of a couplet...
I've never done anything even in the ballpark of the above posts ITT. But I will observe that any job can be pure hell when you work under a bullying psychopath.
Music Industry.
I was working as head producer/sound engineer in a studio for awhile.
The guy who owned the studio was a little psycho.
All of the junior sound engineers had been held at knife point at one time
or another whenever the ,'boss', had lost control of his temper.
The knife was kept on the back of the studio door by the way.
When I found out I almost went ballistic so instead of doing that
I told all of the engineers to quit and eventually made the ,'boss', fire me.
One of the happiest days of my life walking out of that studio.
There is more but I like living.
Mascot on a Summer festival tour. Travelled 5-8 hours a day, got paid only for the time I was in a damn foam suit that was a yellow ball with spikes coming out. Drunken teenagers used us as bouncy castles, wrestled us and stole the spikes so we had to hunt them down and steal them back but couldn’t really defend ourselves in any way. Artists had security, we did not. I had a fever for half of the tour. The guys I worked with were cool but the company that hired us was decidedly not and we had to wait at least 6 months for the pay. It did come eventually, so it wasn’t a complete waste.
Ok, this made me laugh.
One summer holidays when I was 16 I got a job as a trainee plant attendant in the engineering department of a psychiatric hospital. For the first few weeks they sent me down the service tunnels (which were very hot & humid) and I was asked to dry sweep them. The work was filthy & exhausting. After said few weeks I saw four persons dressed in what looked like space suits coming towards me and they informed me that the tunnels were contaminated with asbestos.
However, I'm still here some 40 years later & it did have its lighter moments. The cockroach racing was great & finding mummified animals and sections of padded cells to throw oneself against kept it from getting too dull!
That sounds like something I would enjoy! The not getting paid thing would be a problem. Thanks for sharing @Stiksi
I’m thinking about trying the vegetarian thing again for some reason.
Surprised we haven’t had many kitchen nightmares so far. Monday and Tuesday are the weekend in that sector so maybe that’s why?
NSFW!
I immediately thought of this bit by Derek and Clive, “The worst job”. Be warned!
To be honest, I have fond memories of that time and of those people. What made it ”the worst job” was the management’s attitude, the physical abuse and the fever. Without those, it would have been a lot of fun all the time. I’ve had jobs that sucked ALL the time, but those don’t make funny stories 🙂
I’ve also been hired as a ”target” for rent-a-cop trainees playing a drunk hobo in an ”acceptable use of force” test. But that was a lot of fun. I was hustling pretty hard after graduating, so I’ve done a lot of odd jobs.
Mine was when I was assistant to an operative at a mayonnaise factory. Damn that dude was an asshole. Just kidding.
When I was 16 I got my first job cleaning the bathrooms at Taco Bell. I think I lasted a week.
Child protective services case worker. And not for the reasons most people guess.
Actual cases of intentional abuse (physical/sexual/emotional) are quite rare statistically. At least in the U.S. around 70% of our foster care cases are neglect. Some of those are real failures of parents to seek help, but most are so bound up with poverty and the lack of an adequate safety net, there is little the parents could have done with their circumstances. There were truly very few parents I had any ill judgment toward.
Working in that context directly for 7 years I now have a constant low-level rage against capitalism and related political priorities.
I still do related work, but now as an attorney and I'm on the state, national, tribe-wide level so I'm more immersed in stats and big picture stuff than inter-personal. In a sense, I am able to help control priorities now. I help states/tribes develop their priorities. Doesn't change the overall shitty structure, but at least I don't feel powerless.
Omg working at a cookie factory shoveling cookie dough with a plastic shovel. Extremely heavy as cookie dough with a shitty plastic shovel is more accurate.
Digging graves at Crystal Cathedral by hand because they couldn’t use machines.
There was a time when credit card purchases weren't automatically checked by a central computer, but instead had to be phoned into a call center. I worked at one of these. The work was well suited for computers but was being done by people. Card number? Merchant number? Expiration date? Your authorization is 69432. Calls were doled out automatically by a central computer. Operators had no control over the flow of the work. When it got busy, like on Black Friday, it was a constant stream of calls for hours. One day, fed up at being controlled by a machine, I hung up on 10 calls in a row without answering them.
I worked at this place while studying sociology in college. At the time I was reading Karl Marx's writings on how technology caused social alientation in the workforce and decided to write my senior paper on the topic. I asked the head honcho if I could survey folks at the company for my senior project. Shockingly he wouldn't allow it.
I worked for a fitness company building and installing fitness equipment.
You know those back, arm and leg machines with about a thousand pounds of weight on them? Had to build those. And move them. And install them. I am not a physical guy, and this just about put me over the edge.
That and my boss at that job was the worst human being imaginable. He was a micro-manager and he LOVED bustin' people's balls. He was SUCH a ball buster that it was incessant - he was just constantly talking shit and and taking the piss out of EVERYONE. The whole staff hated him. He asked me once how old I was (at the time, 39) and then asked me if I thought about living to see 40 (I was about 30 pounds overweight at the time). All this while having a newborn at home, and this was during the recession here in the states so it was my first job after being out of work for 3 years, so I couldn't quit.
Just horrible - gives me nightmares just remembering it. Not a high point in my life.
Giving out free Miss London magazines at the tube station
Telemarketing, so monotonous…
As soon as I saw the headline I thought of this too!
Carrying plasterboard up many flights of stairs every day for several weeks.
I used to clean movie theaters after the midnight showing of The Rocky Horror Picture Show
It was quite an education for a 14 year old.....
Steel factory for 3 months during summer ... outside 35 degree inside 45
Worked in the laundry of a big hospital. Had to pick bits of flesh off the surgical green sheets before washing, sometimes we missed a bit and the “meat” got cooked in the tumble dryers. The whole place smelled like cooking pork. Everyone was on tamazepam and stuff to get through the day, no one ate the burgers at lunch in the canteen.
Also worked through university in a laundry for P&O ferries. Loads of pissy and shitty sheets. Intense ammonia smell around the place. I ran a huge washing machine the size of a bus with a big corkscrew down the middle. If something got caught we had to strip off and get inside to unclog it. Once a sheet got stuck in the folding machine and I got in to unstick it. The guy running it was half blind and turned it on while I was inside. A big grabbing arm smacked me on the side of my head and ripped the piercing out of my ear. Blood everywhere. My line manager just said “ you better not have aids” gave me a minute to clean up and once the bleeding stopped put me straight back on working the machine.
Fun times.
FYI I did get better jobs (graphic design) later
Door-to-door sales. Soul destroying. Didn’t even last a week.
A nursing home.
Well i liked the job but i hated most of my coworkers. The were SO mean to the people they were supposed to take care of.