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the small things that bother you (OT)

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  • Dogs and dog walkers.

    I'm not sure which is worse. The arse sniffing, pavement fouling, arsehole on carpet dragging, crotch sniffing, shit eating, yapping n whining, postman biting hounds or the owners themselves for making it all possible. Just stop it!

  • @FPC said:
    Dogs and dog walkers.

    I'm not sure which is worse. The arse sniffing, pavement fouling, arsehole on carpet dragging, crotch sniffing, shit eating, yapping n whining, postman biting hounds or the owners themselves for making it all possible. Just stop it!

    That’s what dinosaurs thought about mammals.

  • When people say ‘poop’ in a joke like it was edgy.

  • edited June 2020

    @Sandstorm said:

    @JRSIV said:
    Carpet: Whoever thought giving the ground it's own sweater that never comes off deserves a kick in the dick. You can vacuum, shampoo & steam clean all you want, that shit is filthy.

    It's especially maddening if you have pets; if our cat yaks up some hairball/puke mixture on the carpet no matter how hard & "thorough" it's been cleaned, I think about the microscopic puke remnants everytime I walk by the area. Fuck carpeting. Hard wood or tile floors please...

    Toilet overflows: It only happens once every couple years but whenever it does (usually after my wife has used enough toilet paper to fill a pillow case to dab her honeypot...), I feel like suicide is a preferred option over dealing with that shit.

    Drive-thru incompetence: I think everyone has experienced the feeling of getting home with your drive thru/take out food only to find that something is missing or made wrong. We rarely go to fast food joints because of that shitty attention to detail & awful food. However, we do go through Starbucks a lot.

    They seldom get the order exactly right, which steams me up because I usually get a Frappocino, which is pretty much the modern embodiment of the $5 milkshake. Paying $6 or 7 bucks for a drink and expecting to get it made as requested doesn't seem like too big of an ask but invariably something gets fucked up.

    It's then awkward to ask from the window for them to remake/fix it because 1) there's usually a line of 32 cars behind you and 2) with my OCD and paranoia I always invision some dude getting it back and using his dick to stir it up before adding more caramel syrup.

    Hey, first world problems are still problems...

    Reading this has made my day. Ha! :D

    Thanks @Sandstorm. I suppose there is some kind of yin & yang to having something that ruins my day totally make yours, lol. :)

  • wimwim
    edited June 2020

    When people throw out the F word like punctuation in period pieces like old-west movies where you know there's no way it was in common use at the time.

    Closely followed by when people do it now.

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  • @JRSIV haha man the ground sweater 😂 so true... abs absolutely agree about the drive thru etiquette

  • The word “bespoke”.

  • Imagine that being the new “literary” or “like”

    @LinearLineman said:
    The word “bespoke”.

  • @iOSTRAKON, you bespoke my thoughts exactly.

  • @JRSIV said:

    @Sandstorm said:

    @JRSIV said:
    Carpet: Whoever thought giving the ground it's own sweater that never comes off deserves a kick in the dick. You can vacuum, shampoo & steam clean all you want, that shit is filthy.

    It's especially maddening if you have pets; if our cat yaks up some hairball/puke mixture on the carpet no matter how hard & "thorough" it's been cleaned, I think about the microscopic puke remnants everytime I walk by the area. Fuck carpeting. Hard wood or tile floors please...

    Toilet overflows: It only happens once every couple years but whenever it does (usually after my wife has used enough toilet paper to fill a pillow case to dab her honeypot...), I feel like suicide is a preferred option over dealing with that shit.

    Drive-thru incompetence: I think everyone has experienced the feeling of getting home with your drive thru/take out food only to find that something is missing or made wrong. We rarely go to fast food joints because of that shitty attention to detail & awful food. However, we do go through Starbucks a lot.

    They seldom get the order exactly right, which steams me up because I usually get a Frappocino, which is pretty much the modern embodiment of the $5 milkshake. Paying $6 or 7 bucks for a drink and expecting to get it made as requested doesn't seem like too big of an ask but invariably something gets fucked up.

    It's then awkward to ask from the window for them to remake/fix it because 1) there's usually a line of 32 cars behind you and 2) with my OCD and paranoia I always invision some dude getting it back and using his dick to stir it up before adding more caramel syrup.

    Hey, first world problems are still problems...

    Reading this has made my day. Ha! :D

    Thanks @Sandstorm. I suppose there is some kind of yin & yang to having something that ruins my day totally make yours, lol. :)

    It was the final part about complaining that your drinks order was wrong but you don't want to complain because you might get a little extra in your Drink! That resonates so much with me. I too suffer a bit with OCD and paranoia, it's nice to know I'm not the only one and it was so eloquently put. :D

  • The phrase, 'thanks for reaching out'. Ugh... It reeks of corporate phoniness.

  • @Sandstorm 🤣🤣🤣

    I saved that picture, it's just too good, lol.

    I think a lot of creative types have some OCD-ish behavior going on. I can get kinda weird about germs & dirt sometimes, (which of course this year flared up big-time) but I am really bad about restaurants et. al. because when I was 18 I was a bus boy for the Desert Inn Hotel here in Vegas and I saw first-hand what goes on in the "back of house".

  • When you have lots of Tupperware containers, and none of the lids fit.

  • @Crawlingwind said:
    When you have lots of Tupperware containers, and none of the lids fit.

    😑 seriously!

  • @JRSIV said:
    @Sandstorm 🤣🤣🤣

    I saved that picture, it's just too good, lol.

    I think a lot of creative types have some OCD-ish behavior going on. I can get kinda weird about germs & dirt sometimes, (which of course this year flared up big-time) but I am really bad about restaurants et. al. because when I was 18 I was a bus boy for the Desert Inn Hotel here in Vegas and I saw first-hand what goes on in the "back of house".

    Yes i think your right about being artistic and OCD. I am forever washing my hands, I can't bear anything greasy etc on them. I am very interested in your'back of the house' stories, sounds intriguing! :D

  • @Sandstorm said:
    Yes i think your right about being artistic and OCD. I am forever washing my hands, I can't bear anything greasy etc on them. I am very interested in your'back of the house' stories, sounds intriguing! :D

    Well since you made me guffaw with that whipped cream coffee phallus I'll give a few examples:

    First off, this was in 1993 when I was 18. So I'm not trying to indict every restaurant, this is just my experience working for a major Las Vegas Strip hotel restaurant. But I think restaurants aren't cellphones, i.e. their operations & features don't change every year, so what was done as far as line prep, bussing tables, etc is still pretty much the same. Later on in my late 20's I managed a pizza joint my cousin owned and even being a family business it had some weird shit going on too.

    The most common was reusing items the customers didn't 'touch'. We were instructed to reuse the rolls & bread if they weren't touched. Thing is I saw people take a basket that had obviously been used and take the one remaining roll and put it back in the big bread box to be served again. Shit like that went down all the time.

    I remember the waitresses being very careless on the line prep area where they were in charge of getting salads and breakfast items ready. I saw one lady grab a monkey dish with ranch dressing and her thumb went into the dressing, she licked her thumb and then reached for the tomatoes all in one smooth motion.🤢

    I've seen silverware picked up off the floor and still used in a napkin roll placement; line cooks reach in and grab a fry or something and eat it off a plate about to go out. I saw Chefs absolutely lose their shit when asked to remake something, and while I never saw it with my own eyes I had several tell me if a waitress was busting their balls, or the waitress told them of a customer being as asshole about the food, they'd hock a loogie & spit in their food without blinking.🤢

    Probably the worst because of my OCD was the few times I'd be in the restroom washing my hands after taking a leak and I'd see a chef or foodserver walk behind me fresh out of a stall and not even pretend to wash their hands...just walk right past out the door. 🤢

    Over the years I just try to block it out when I go out to eat. Usually at a decent place there's going to be standards, even at the restaurant I was at there were still more incidents of good service and proper hygiene than the reverse, it's just the reverse always stuck in the mind more often.

    The moral of the story is always be nice to someone in control of your food. Cooks & wait staff will usually make something & serve it just as if they were eating it themselves if they're treated well.

  • Dammit I’ve used that recently to the people offering advice and checking on me after my death post! I apologize to anyone I may have offended ! 😉

    @Gavinski said:
    The phrase, 'thanks for reaching out'. Ugh... It reeks of corporate phoniness.

  • People who don't organize things when they load the dishwasher, or who load it from the front rather that start at the back so you don't have to pull the loaded baskets all the way out to be able to use the remaining space.

  • @iOSTRAKON said:
    Dammit I’ve used that recently to the people offering advice and checking on me after my death post! I apologize to anyone I may have offended ! 😉

    @Gavinski said:
    The phrase, 'thanks for reaching out'. Ugh... It reeks of corporate phoniness.

    Haha. it definitely wasn't aimed at you, or anyone here for that matter. Just a general observation. 😝

  • @JRSIV said:

    @Sandstorm said:
    Yes i think your right about being artistic and OCD. I am forever washing my hands, I can't bear anything greasy etc on them. I am very interested in your'back of the house' stories, sounds intriguing! :D

    Well since you made me guffaw with that whipped cream coffee phallus I'll give a few examples:

    First off, this was in 1993 when I was 18. So I'm not trying to indict every restaurant, this is just my experience working for a major Las Vegas Strip hotel restaurant. But I think restaurants aren't cellphones, i.e. their operations & features don't change every year, so what was done as far as line prep, bussing tables, etc is still pretty much the same. Later on in my late 20's I managed a pizza joint my cousin owned and even being a family business it had some weird shit going on too.

    The most common was reusing items the customers didn't 'touch'. We were instructed to reuse the rolls & bread if they weren't touched. Thing is I saw people take a basket that had obviously been used and take the one remaining roll and put it back in the big bread box to be served again. Shit like that went down all the time.

    I remember the waitresses being very careless on the line prep area where they were in charge of getting salads and breakfast items ready. I saw one lady grab a monkey dish with ranch dressing and her thumb went into the dressing, she licked her thumb and then reached for the tomatoes all in one smooth motion.🤢

    I've seen silverware picked up off the floor and still used in a napkin roll placement; line cooks reach in and grab a fry or something and eat it off a plate about to go out. I saw Chefs absolutely lose their shit when asked to remake something, and while I never saw it with my own eyes I had several tell me if a waitress was busting their balls, or the waitress told them of a customer being as asshole about the food, they'd hock a loogie & spit in their food without blinking.🤢

    Probably the worst because of my OCD was the few times I'd be in the restroom washing my hands after taking a leak and I'd see a chef or foodserver walk behind me fresh out of a stall and not even pretend to wash their hands...just walk right past out the door. 🤢

    Over the years I just try to block it out when I go out to eat. Usually at a decent place there's going to be standards, even at the restaurant I was at there were still more incidents of good service and proper hygiene than the reverse, it's just the reverse always stuck in the mind more often.

    The moral of the story is always be nice to someone in control of your food. Cooks & wait staff will usually make something & serve it just as if they were eating it themselves if they're treated well.

    That reminds me of when I was a teenager in the early 80's and I had a job washing up in a Chinese restaurant. I got paid £10 for the night plus a free meal if I wanted it...………..Let's just say I took the money and declined the free meal!

  • edited June 2020

    @michael_m said:
    Individuals who have decided that the COVID-19 epidemic is over and ignore the distancing lines and directions in stores.

    ++ 1 billions

  • @iOSTRAKON said:
    Dammit I’ve used that recently to the people offering advice and checking on me after my death post! I apologize to anyone I may have offended ! 😉

    @Gavinski said:
    The phrase, 'thanks for reaching out'. Ugh... It reeks of corporate phoniness.

    i was highly offended 🤣

  • @Sandstorm said:
    People who say off of when you only needed to say off!

    Even worse is “based off of”. Brush up your prepositions, people!

  • @Wrlds2ndBstGeoshredr said:

    @Sandstorm said:
    People who say off of when you only needed to say off!

    Even worse is “based off of”. Brush up your prepositions, people!

    I am so flawed. :(

  • I pretty much just say "basted" these days, better to confuse everyone.

  • @Tarekith said:
    I pretty much just say "basted" these days, better to confuse everyone.

    We are a very broad church, we will not judge you.

  • Nose hairs.

  • ... on the other hand, great idea for a band name. 🧐

  • edited June 2020

    @drez said:

    @Gavinski said:
    Apple for starting this whole white cable nonsense. Give me nice black cables that never look dirty even if they are please 😌

    I just went through this mental exercise ordering more lightening cables. I ended up staying with white so I can see them in the dark 😂

    Both point of view totally valid... so please Apple, black cables, glowing in the dark ! At the end, we are customers, it's our job to request missing features :-))

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