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"Over the Pacific Ocean" terrible music video

McDMcD
edited May 2021 in Other

HUMOR ALERT!

My real estate agent clued me into the "contrail" conspriracy and I've seen them a million times since the bay is in the local airports flight path and we get a lot of traffic headed up to SFO.

But TODAY the contrails started "pulsing" so I made a video to document the X Files behavior of these Government intrusions into my nasal cavities and watery eyes.

For dramatic effect the video is posted as it was recorded... sideways. Go figure.
I added some music for dramatic effect... sideways too. A StaffPad joint.

Please do not share this video to avoid creating mass panic just when the bay businesses are trying to re-open for the massive tourist influx that's coming.

The more astute viewers will see that the contrails are in perfect alignment with the hotel overhead lights which are NOT pulsing but maybe 60Hz florescent and the frame rate of the iPhone camera
are contributing to this X Files effect.

Be safe. If you see any contrails... mask up.

I will not share this with my real estate agent because she'll probably move and she's a good real estate agent that I'll need when I need to sell my house and move to Wyoming to vote for Liz Cheney just to show support for calling a douche a douche and thinking the Constitution is more that ancient toilet paper. Queue Nicholas Cage theme...

OK... now are there UFO's in Wyoming. I do like Yellowstone for short hikes and the buffalo chips.

Comments

  • Whyyyyyy? Whyyyyyy would you trigger people like this???!!! Even in jest?????!!!!!!!!

    🥲🤣😆👌👆😬😘🤪😣😤🥶😶🤠😈🤝🧠👁

  • Tick Tock Matt Gaetz. A pulsing phallus in a blue sky.

  • this is horrifying on so many levels. i thought biden would put an end to this

  • @mcd hrmmm. I am rather concerned. As a former intelligence agent of Quora959129, you should know that the release of confidential Government Research Documentary Footage is strictly prohibited by Article 79A-515 and is rendered Null and Void by the Ipso Facto Clause as signed by Judge Robert Anton Wilson of the 7th District Illuminati Court.

    You best watch your back brother. The T.A.Z. forces may be alerted.

    🤪

  • That’s the light source inside the restaurant. LOL.

  • McDMcD
    edited May 2021

    @NeuM said:
    That’s the light source inside the restaurant. LOL.

    But the light source in the hotel (it's a hotel) wasn't pulsing. So, that rules that out, right?

    I took another picture in the same location and my glasses exposed secret rainbows that I suspect are linked to the pulsing contrails... or maybe the result of Polaroid lenses.

    https://forum.audiob.us/uploads/editor/w2/3pl562qpvjri.png

    Hidden rainbows and pulsing contrails... I was freaking out but the bar was closed due to covid so I started knocking on doors looking for drugs to help. They ushered my off the premises but I escaped with my footage intact.

    Please when everyone has seen the evidence I will delete the footage. I just wanted to share the discoveries of my walk.

    There's a neighbor of mine that is often near this spot doing hand signals to the aliens that fly over the bay... he's a bass player I think so that probably puts it into perspective.

    https://forum.audiob.us/uploads/editor/g6/4f6dnqp35wc9.png

    While I was out walking, the first long walk after a year plus of covid quarantine to protect my COPD wife, I thought:

    I want a T Shirt that indicates I'm vaccinated and I thought it should say:

    SCIENTISH

    I'm not a scientist but more of a believer. I take most science on faith without understanding the evidence. Sometimes I dig in a little like knowing what polaroid lenses and periodic phase alignment can do but for stuff like mRNA
    vaccines or monoclonal anti-buddies, I'm out of my depth.

    People might stop and ask me what my short means and I'd say:

    It means I'm not an idiot but no rocket scientist. And I'm vaccinated... are you?

    If they run away screaming, I'll know I got them with my DNA programming
    since neither of us would be wearing masks. Just kidding, I'll mask up until
    we have better odds of continued transmissions. Even a vaccinated person can carry the virus and spread it to Republicans and other new-nazi groups.

    I thought of another good T Shirt:

    I'm an 'Epublican. The R's cancelled my group.

    I'm NOT really a Republican that got cancelled for supporting the constitution but I like the joke anyway and it opens doors for dialog to identify more collaborators.

    There's a guy that owns a coffee shop and he was shut down by the health department for NOT enforcing mask mandates. He has turned his business into a PMA:

    "When the injunction first happened, a private membership association was formed at that time and it's in the private domain," Dunnuck says. "The guidelines are on the door and if you don't agree to the guidelines, you don't come in."

    If you read the posting and agree to come in your in the Club. I wanted the coffee but they were closed due to a court hearing. I went to Starbucks.
    I used the Starbucks name of "Tristaaan" after collaborating with the cashier on a clever choice. The room was empty due to Covid.

    Tomorrow, I'm go to be Frito Baggins and display my "Ring of Insomnability" which is actually my wedding ring that won't come off without a bucket of ice and some lube. You know... honeymoon supplies.

  • so pulsing contrails is a different conspiracy to the chemtrail conspiracy? Just as well, that one was getting old.

  • @SimonSomeone said:
    so pulsing contrails is a different conspiracy to the chemtrail conspiracy? Just as well, that one was getting old.

    Yeah, Contrails are expected behavior and chemtrails are lunatics saying that expected behavior of airplane exhaust causing a small cloud formation is some conspiracy.

    What causes it to pulsate if that is what is happening I don’t know. From what I remember reading is that the type of cloud that is artificially created from airplane exhaust is generally not stable. Maybe that has something to do with it. I don’t know really. Best to ask a cloud scientist.

  • @SimonSomeone said:
    so pulsing contrails is a different conspiracy to the chemtrail conspiracy? Just as well, that one was getting old.

    Yes. A contrail is a fabrication of a weak mind. A pulsing contrail must be the fabrication of a weak pulsing mind... like a slow LFO applied to consciousness. I know ApeMatrix is good for that but Drambo can too and it also creates Rainbows... without glasses even.

  • @gusgranite said:
    Whyyyyyy? Whyyyyyy would you trigger people like this???!!! Even in jest?????!!!!!!!!

    🥲🤣😆👌👆😬😘🤪😣😤🥶😶🤠😈🤝🧠👁

    Are those people here? Even in jest?

  • edited May 2021

    @McD said:

    @SimonSomeone said:
    so pulsing contrails is a different conspiracy to the chemtrail conspiracy? Just as well, that one was getting old.

    Yes. A contrail is a fabrication of a weak mind. A pulsing contrail must be the fabrication of a weak pulsing mind... like a slow LFO applied to consciousness. I know ApeMatrix is good for that but Drambo can too and it also creates Rainbows... without glasses even.

    @McD I feel i must insert an serious element here, for which I apologise.... a 'CONtrail' is the actual name of the phenomena we see behind a plane, a 'CHEMtrail' is the .... other thing.

    oops I see @DMan bet me to it.

  • @SimonSomeone said:
    @McD I feel i must insert an serious element here

    Spoil sport.

    a 'CONtrail' is the actual name of the phenomena we see behind a plane

    OK. But these were pulsing. Throbbing. Strobing real slow like a Bump and Grind
    exotic dancers pelvis. Scared me 1/2 to death but that could have been the bacon,
    gruyere and egg breakfast sandwich. In other words I had to run for the John which is why I went into the Hotel from the beach. They'll let anyone in when they're not looking.

    a 'CHEMtrail' is the .... other thing.

    Chemtrails are total bullshit.

    oops I see @DMan bet me to it.

    I'll take that bet and beat you at your own game.

    I was hoping my music could go viral but I'll have to keep hoping.

  • McDMcD
    edited May 2021

    OK... I changed the video Title and added some context:

    The lights in the Hotel bouncing off the glass pulse in the iPhone camera.
    Light blick at 60 Hz and the camera takes pictures at 72 Hz so the light goes into and out of view on a cycle. Cool, huh?

    It's a phase alignment effect of two waves interfering with each other.

    Nothing to see here... just a science demonstration, Mr Wizard.

  • @shinyisshiny said:
    this is horrifying on so many levels. i thought biden would put an end to this

    Biden called and said... knock this shit off and send us a check keep the House!

  • edited May 2021

    Now THIS is the way to market a new track! Taking “SoundCloud” to a new level.

  • @mjcouche said:
    Now THIS is the way to market a new track! Taking “SoundCloud” to a new level.

    Unfortunately I’m parked on level P4 and real people are on the street level while people that love good music are at the top floor club. The video got me a handful of views and most had the sound off so I’m still on P4 but I’m ok with obscurity. We all seem to enjoy talking shit about apps and hardware down here and not making selfies with strangers.

    I watch movies of the best in the world at getting attention with art and I wish them luck. Fame eats the soul. While ignominy lets it move freely amongst the worlds lost souls with notice or expectation.

    Can’t sleep. Cat just showed up.

  • @McD said:

    @gusgranite said:
    Whyyyyyy? Whyyyyyy would you trigger people like this???!!! Even in jest?????!!!!!!!!

    🥲🤣😆👌👆😬😘🤪😣😤🥶😶🤠😈🤝🧠👁

    Are those people here? Even in jest?

    Oh, they come... 🙂

    I really enjoyed the music by the way. You are very talented.

    Lovely view, as well! Good for the creative juices, I hope.

  • Yes. The creative juices flowed... I used the facility as I mentioned.

  • It’s dad joke Thursday

  • @McD said:

    @SimonSomeone said:
    @McD I feel i must insert an serious element here

    Spoil sport.

    a 'CONtrail' is the actual name of the phenomena we see behind a plane

    OK. But these were pulsing. Throbbing. Strobing real slow like a Bump and Grind
    exotic dancers pelvis. Scared me 1/2 to death but that could have been the bacon,
    gruyere and egg breakfast sandwich. In other words I had to run for the John which is why I went into the Hotel from the beach. They'll let anyone in when they're not looking.

    a 'CHEMtrail' is the .... other thing.

    Chemtrails are total bullshit.

    I once made a CUMtrail on an exotic dancer and she gave me a knuckle sandwich.

    oops I see @DMan bet me to it.

    I'll take that bet and beat you at your own game.

    I was hoping my music could go viral but I'll have to keep hoping.

  • Wait... is that really your music? It's amazing! When you said you added some music I assumed you meant from a film soundtrack or something.

  • @SimonSomeone said:
    Wait... is that really your music? It's amazing! When you said you added some music I assumed you meant from a film soundtrack or something.

    It's the first long form piece I've made with StaffPad. I pulled an all-nighter when i couldn't
    sleep and kept adding snippets of ideas and cut and pasting section from strings to choir
    and spicy with brass and percussion. It's exhausting but when you have the energy and get into a groove it's very rewarding.

    StaffPad make you sound very accomplished just putting chords across the orchestral options. The default instruments are very good and buying extra libraries and soloists
    just keeps adding extra colors.

    Most StaffPad video show the notes scrolling by so other composers an see how the magic was charted. I haven't done any of those except for the guitar library and another that I forget at the moment for those are just to expose the instruments you get with that extra purchase... ah yes, its the VOXOS Choir with the vocalized syllable examples.

  • Cool, very accomplished and atmospheric and ... 'pro' sounding.

    I think the nature of the original post may have led some people to make the same mistake as me, that it was a jokey video about the pulsing contrail with some ominous music from elsewhere attached. Maybe. Or maybe that was just me.

    I have no idea about StaffPad, I'll have to investigate.

    And waddya mean chemtrails are bullshit... waddya call this?

  • Staffpad is $$$$$$$$$$$.

  • @Crawlingwind said:
    Staffpad is $$$$$$$$$$$.

    True but the libraries you get for $99 on IOS are $399 on desktop so it's got the typical
    IOS 75% off pricing strategy. Composers spends $1,000's to get a collection of libraries on the desktop. But composers tend to get work that pays well unlike performers.

  • McDMcD
    edited May 2021

    I KNEW I shouldn't have posted the video... now I'm being surveilled by some undercover
    K-9 cops:

    https://forum.audiob.us/uploads/editor/10/vkm1wakp40xt.png

    https://forum.audiob.us/uploads/editor/v6/rr06pm7mut2h.png

    But the weirdest thing is that they travel in pairs... they surf... and their undercover car is a Toyota Camry.

    https://forum.audiob.us/uploads/editor/k0/wfwry85bjixo.png

    Look at them trying to pretend they are not “tailing” me. Amateurs.

    I didn’t get a good look at the driver/handler. What I did see looked like an old girl friend from my youth but she hasn’t aged at all. Curiouser and curiouser.

    But surfing can keep you looking good.

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