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JWM - Online Political Discourse (Ambient that makes fun of politics)

99% of the times, this forum is a peaceful safe haven, but then...

https://www.dropbox.com/s/yusnikyjvskoyfe/JWM - Online Political Discourse.m4a?dl=0

I didn't feel like uploading this one to Soundcloud since it contains some choice language, lol. Anyways, this is what politics online sound like to me. 🤣 Production notes contain spoilers, but here they are for your information.

I first downloaded a sound of someone peeing from Freesound and loaded it into two separate AUM File Players, looping both and playing back at different speeds. I bussed both of these into a sub buss.

On that sub buss I put a lowpass filter, DLYM, Saturn, Stratosphere Reverb, and a highpass filter to tame the low end.

Then, as you guessed it, I downloaded a sound of a baby crying from Freesound. I loaded that into an AUM File Player and processed that through a lowpass filter, Crystalline (cause get it? Baby audio?), Bleass Granulizer, Rymdigare, and a highpass filter.

Then I recorded myself in a funny voice saying "My dick is bigger than yours" into SampleWiz 2 (because "taking a wiz", get it?) and processed this through a lowpass filter, Korvpressor, Eventide Blackhole Reverb, and Saturn. The MIDI was triggered by Ioniarics.

Next came the live speech that happens around the 6m10s mark. I processed this through Brusfri, Korvpressor, Bleass Delay, and a highpass filter.

Finally comes a surprise sound at the end...a whoopee cushion. Loaded into File Player and not processed through anything.

All of this was put onto the master buss and processed with Roughrider 3, Bleass Motion EQ, Bleass Phase Mutant, Alteza, Bleass Granulizer, DAW Cassette, and a peak limiter to catch any possible peaks (which there were none.)

And don't take any of this seriously. This is me taking the piss on any politics online and being a general smart arse. 😂 Cheers mates.

Comments

  • Hi jwm,
    A very short discourse, and heard it 100%
    Like the push-off on politics.
    Cheers,
    Rene

  • @ReneAsologuitar said:
    Hi jwm,
    A very short discourse, and heard it 100%
    Like the push-off on politics.
    Cheers,
    Rene

    Exactly mate. :) I think all of the political "discussions" that have arose here recently are pointless and fruitless, only serving to divide, not unite, and this track is my way of rejecting these "discussions". Opinions are like arses - everyone has one, and they all stink. 🤣 That definitely doesn't exclude my opinion about political "discussions" either.

  • edited October 2023

    I just had a listen, and your "Online Political Discourse" track is a riot! You've captured the essence of online political discussions perfectly. The humor is spot-on, and we could all use a good laugh about it sometimes. However, for the best track, you could get some inspiration from this social media platform for politics. Keep up the great work!

  • @Awerryjemmy said:
    I just had a listen, and your "Online Political Discourse" track is a riot!

    Cheers mate, lol. I didn't think anyone would resurrect this dumb worthless experiment of mine. 😂

    But I'm still of the mind that politics really don't belong in the ABF. That really hasn't changed. 😉

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