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“JAB Invasion”
I had a nightmare while watching the news. An infestation of state mandated parasites will be sweeping the southern states in about 6-9 months and continuing well into the later held of this decade.
This is not a failure of science but a state mandated requirement to carry the parasite until it emerges violently from the birth canal of the affected women.
These parasites are being granted rights enumerated in the margins of many historical documents like the Constitution, the Magna Carta and most importantly the New Testament Bible as interpreted by the Holy Roman Catholic Church.
Prey for the women infected… many will not survive but “don’t do the deed if you can’t do the time, bitch.”
Anyway, I thought this era needed some musical background music to fit the insanity of treating gender as somehow outside the meaning of “all men are created equal”… self-fucking-evident unless you take it literally with the mind of a 1700’s slave owner.
https://on.soundcloud.com/zc8JKqhDfHbkV2xLA
“Meet the Khardashian’s: Mom… we’re out of morning after pills again.”
Somewhere in St Louis: “oh crap. What do I do now… I don’t even have his number. He was tall…”
JAB = Judge Alito Baby. Judge Alito went to the Vatican to do some stand up ridiculing global leaders that criticized his ruling and reasonings that cited Middle Ages legal theories to prove women are always simply hosts to more future men. It’s a dirty job but someone has to do it.
Judge Alito will be the GodFather of all JAB’s and in the zcatholic traditions that Carrie’s some serious responsibilities. Funny, huh?
Don’t forget you can ignore me if my views offend thee.
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Stay cool. Be polite and professional, but have a plan.
The music was meh. You should have typed your thoughts as speech-to-text accompanying your music, and state that anyone offended can only retort via the same medium of protest art. Just my humble two cents.
BTW, which app are the percussive sounds coming from on your track, “iPhone jam”? Me likes it. At first I was thinking Klevgrand Shaki or whatever, but I know that one isn’t universal.
Thanks for your honest feedback. There’s a king story behind the music involving me making a voice recording of a Mandolin I encountered on my walk while listening to a This America Life episode about the closing an a Women’s Health Clinic. Totally heart breaking imagining the aftermath of the SCOTUS decision to enact Papsl doctrines… not true. They knew that was a bridge too far so they punted to the states where the laws can be really crazy. Death for drug dealers is the new Trump agenda. Following Duarte of the Philipines. MACA. Cruel.
I hate that shit but thanks for playing. Music or words unless it’s a song and then it needs a strong melody. I’m fucking 71 for shits sake.
I think a “Meh” and a don’t vent here is more like a quarter.
That (thanks to the excellent recall of AUM) is the very early LumBeats app called AfroLatin DM with the Rumba beat into the Gaugaunco (Wah-Wan-Ko) soundest. It’s an IAA app but Luis Martinez is a frickin genius even if he’s a shit coder. He encapsulated drum genres like no other.
I’m still pissed about Rowe. MF’ers need to represent the voters and not just the Federist Society. Mr “Grab “‘‘em by the Pussy” fucked the court for a decade with inferior minds from a cult of anti-woman fanatics.
The JABs are headed for personhood right next to Corporations.
Post Deleted upon further refection. I'm "Googling Zen Monastery" but none having good hours. I mean the weekend is mine. They seem to want to control you.
I have heard good things about Zoroaster. I wonder if they have retreats with a decent wet bar.
If you're coming to the US... these are the states where Women as vessels for the state:
I thought the plan was for RBG to retire during the Clinton Presidency?
She was nominated by Bill Clinton. Perhaps you mean the Obama years.
If she had requested replacement in the Obama era... Mitch McConnell would have bagged 2 seats in early 2021.
The list of important people that were so sure Hillary would win includes RBG.
Oops.
FBI Director James Comey was pretty sure Trump would come up short.
Rupert Murdoch is going to pay big time for following behind Trump with his prized asset. They will likely loose the civi suit launched by "Dominion Voting" for $1B's. Ouch.
"We're only in it for the ratings". Xmas Fox News stars: bonuses will be pretty bad this year.
We. Are. All. Doomed.
Seriously? Don’t put away your sword my friend. They are hollow.
I know someone who is involved in organizing an Underground Railroad for women in one of those states. That’s Handmaid’s Tale stuff right there. I’m speechless with anger on their behalf.
@McD : I’m British, and a former male, so this doesn’t touch me directly. But I see some of our own politicians, fresh from the national disaster, which was the con job, which was Brexit, taking anti-abortion dog whistles out for a sound check to see how they play. Anti Trans stuff is now literally part of the platform for some of the most senior members of my own ‘government’ (if by ‘government’ you mean ‘license to stuff the pockets of me and my friends with as much tax payer dough as we can get away with’). And that ‘anti woke’ crap does affect me . It affects my personal safety on the street. Which is why I don’t go out much. And avoid public restrooms.
There is every prospect that Trump, or worse still, a cleverer Trump-alike will come roaring back to helm the Greatest Nation On Earth (tm) come your next (rigged) election. Just what the world needs going into End Times-level apocalyptic climate change. The only positive there is that I will likely be dead by the time you’ll need a canoe to take in a West End show.
I nearly moved to the US thirty years ago with my then partner. We visited it many, many times, from New England, Maine, New Hampshire, through New York, Boston, The Carolina’s, Chicago, Los Angeles, San Diego, The Cascades, Seattle… we were going to open a little B&B in Calistoga, in the California wine country. Damn, but it is a beautiful country.
But you know what? Seeing how it is now, with the shooting drills for school kids, with The Handmaid’s Tale real life version cranking into gear, with your busted healthcare system which our own rapacious overlords can’t wait to fully emulate…
…I’m glad that, for the time being at least, I’m here and not there. Because here it’s only shit and getting worse. (Triple fuel bills, soaraway inflation anyone?). Not shit and directly deadly. Well, not immediately…
Imagine bus loads of “tourists” heading to healthcare centers hundreds of miles away… and they will seek to make taking the fetus out of state a crime and jail the bus driver. They are determined to protect this unborn that might kill it’s host. And that “hist” might have 2-4 kids already.
The burden on the state will never justify this cruelty.
Hey state force men to drop their sperm off at the clinic to insure we always have enough to keep the herd impregnated.
After all moving the goal post assumes a slippery slope to maximizing the birth of white Christian nationalists to beat back the growth (now explosive growth) of poor minorities.
We can defeat these fanatics on simple numbers as evidenced by the results in Kansas. Keep the government out of the chastity belt business. Making children should be a conscious process and not a by product of a lax social lifestyle. Recreational sex is fun I have been told. Personally I never treated that way but I’m a devout atheist and I valued the women I interacted with too much to treat it as less than sacred.
But still… 2 kids and they were both surprised. The second one almost killed my wife just because she showed up too late for a 4’11” woman to push Out an 8lb kid. They let me watch the C section. Holy hit damn. People are flesh bags. And they can be sliced open and live.
We need a better understanding of the risks of childbirth. It’s riddled with problems and should never be taken lightly and certainly not forced on anyone at any age in any state or country.
Word.
This makes me so angry. I'm sorry @Svetlovska.
Thank you. I console myself with the thought that the background level of threat I experience from, especially, groups of young men, is something which cis women have had to manage their whole lives, whereas I elected for this mode of being only seventeen years ago.
On the bright side, my age now renders me, like most older women, effectively asexual and therefore invisible most of the time, to the most egregious of the yobs. I’m fine as long as I don’t speak and so betray my male voice. A publically silent woman, then. Something they also doubtless approve of.
I like both sentiments and music. Definitely worth repeated listens.
Slowly, the world bends towards tolerance of those that are different.
My brother was born in ‘46 and my father couldn’t accept him as he was. Today he’d be identified on the autistic spectrum.
I remember my dad’s cruelest assessment: “your the kind of kid that grows up to kill his entire family.” Having been subjected to my brothers scathing jealousy being the baby of the family and my parents obvious favorite, I thought: “Don’t give him any ideas.”
But my dad was perfectly wrong. At 32 my brother took apart a towel rack bar. Stood on the toilet and out the bar towards his stomach and jumped off. He laid in his blood for 2 days before the apartment manager open up after he didn’t show up at work on Monday and they placed a 911 call. He didn’t get his wish but he did deliver a big fuck you to the ol’ soldier that couldn’t accept him as he was.
My brother did finish the job with alcohol 4 years later.
My brother was also unique in another key way. He liked to steal my sisters under garments, put them on and master bait. Later he would go out shopping in women’s clothes. My sister, still dealing with trauma from a sleepover at our house with 3 girlfriends that were shocked when he came out of his room with his penis hanging out. Some party.
Anyway, she lived in fear of him. She saw him at the Mall in wig and full makeup. It didn’t help but it was a clue to his inner life.
In his middle 30’s he would bike over to visit me and my girlfriend. He sadly asked if I knew any women that would be an apartment mate. I’m sure he was agonizingly lonely.
But when I had 2 female children I told my now wife that I never wanted him to meet them because I just couldn’t predict how he would behave. Better safe than sorry and he made my sister a neurotic basket case so I had reasons.
So, born in “46 with autism and gender issues to a lifetime military man and a women who had similar problems with bonding. Tho’ she did right by me but I just fit in the expected role of a son you could be proud of.
My brother had gifts that are hard to explain: he could draw with photographic accuracy from books. He played guitar really well and explained why Miles and the MJQ were better than anyone in a symphony or big band because they re-defined their instrument in history. As a guitarist he loved Gabor Szabo and John McLaughlin for different reasons. Musically he was a bad ass flat picker and a Bert Janse follower. His record collect was truly epic spanning every genre. Somehow he got his hands on a sitar when George Harrison exposed Ravi Shankar to the world.
When I got married the first time my brother attended the event and stood quietly in a crowd of strangers like Boo Radley at the end of “To Kill a Mockingbird.” My brides aunt asked my mother-in-law. “Didn’t they get him any help?”
I thought “the old man doesn’t believe in doctors and especially the kind he needed as a kid.”
We have come so far… but we have a good ways to go to make the world safe for those that are different: as God made them some would say.
My mother did make it clear that I was a mistake. My father was a a junior so my brother was LDM the 3rd. I asked my mother what my number was and she said “The End”. She was right. My brother had no male children and neither did I so the McD branch of the old man’s tree dies with me. One of my girls still uses McD.
I miss my brother when I think of the way he brought the art of music to me before I was ready and the lessons primed the soil for the seeds of knowledge he planted. So many artists that he found and brought into my world. He just had a great talent for spotting music that would endure.
None of us can help being who we are, but there seem to be plenty of people what want to mold us in their own image rather than accept people for being their true selves.
Thanks for sharing the story of your brother @McD . Some bits hit home for me. Fortunately we are getting the help we need to help our son and to help us help our son.
It just occurred to me, @Svetlovska , that it may appear as though I’m discounting your story because I didn’t also appreciate you for telling yours. I just happen to already know your story from a thread from a year or two ago. But for what it’s worth, i think it sucks that you were treated in some bad ways. I hope though that you have others in your life who treat you equally as good.
Very true
It would be no fun if we were all the same.
Hi McD,
As per Paulie, definitely, have a plan!
The music is very cool, and inviting.
And the increasing tempo of this recording is a JAB thing, I guess.
I am enjoying this recording.
Rene
I suspect you’re a devout Catholic and may have strong views of this particular topic given papal doctrine.
I’m wondering what you and @Paulieworld think the basis of a good plan would be… I listened to an interview with a woman that provides mail supplies of chemical abortion pills across the Abortion Wasteland that is the problematic southern states… the ones that hope the south will rise again. And overthrow the current government in favor of a states right to segment their citizens by categories and provide preferential derives to white male land owners just like it clearly states in the constitution. Women do not even merit their own fraction.
I plan on avoiding these states.
Good plan right. My child bearing daughters live in the hellscape that is the California Housing Market. So far their rights have NOT been impacted but they do visit Texas for work related conferences like South by SouthWest and to visit Dell HQ.
I will prey they avoid being held captive if they travel while pregnant and are forced to pop out a little Texas clone baby.
California is open for more suckers that we can rent our garages to.
@Blipsford_Baubie : You mean, I’ve trotted that one out before? No need to feel bad about it, I’m just the bore propping up the bar reeling out anecdotes eveyone has heard before.
And ‘others’ ? - something else I gave up on after a few too many… I was going to say ‘betrayals’ but let’s settle for ‘disappointments’. Not so drama-queeny . So it’s just me now. Kinda like it that way to be honest. At least there is one person in my life now I can totally rely on: Svetlovska.
As my old existential therapist tutor, an adherent of the SUMO school (‘shut up and move on’) used to tell me:
“Life is loss. Get used to it.”
Bracing!