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Because They Can

The title comes from the punchline of an old joke about dogs. I won't repeat it because some members might consider it extremely offensive. Google it. I was a young Turk in the 70s and 80s and thought it was funny at the time.

This track is an experiment in structured chaos. I hope you like it.

Comments

  • Why do dogs lick themselves? Because they can.

  • McDMcD
    edited October 2022

    Here’s a nice variation joke:

    Two guys see a dog cleaning it’s balls.
    Guy #1 says “I wish I could do that.”
    Guy #2 says “I don’t think that would be a problem… it looks like a friendly dog.”

    NOTE: I haven’t listened to the track yet.

  • edited October 2022

    I do not like getting political, especially here, but.. I feel like this title is quite relevant with the recent OPEC announcement on oil. I hope this doesn’t start anything, not my intention. The reason I shared this is because I was talking to someone the other day and they said why would they do that and I said Because They Can.

  • @db909 said:
    Why do dogs lick themselves? Because they can.

    Actually... it's 'why do dogs lick 'their balls'. 'Themselves' sounds like a non-gender specific pronoun. 'Their balls' is funnier.

  • @Paulieworld said:

    @db909 said:
    Why do dogs lick themselves? Because they can.

    Actually... it's 'why do dogs lick 'their balls'. 'Themselves' sounds like a non-gender specific pronoun. 'Their balls' is funnier.

    Whoa now all this ball talk might rustle some jimmies

  • @McD said:
    Here’s a nice variation joke:

    Two guys see a dog cleaning it’s balls.
    Guy #1 says “I wish I could do that.”
    Guy #2 says “I don’t think that would be a problem… it looks like a friendly dog.”

    NOTE: I haven’t listened to the track yet.

    Guy 2: shouldn’t you get to know him first?

  • @McD said:
    Here’s a nice variation joke:

    Two guys see a dog cleaning it’s balls.
    Guy #1 says “I wish I could do that.”
    Guy #2 says “I don’t think that would be a problem… it looks like a friendly dog.”

    NOTE: I haven’t listened to the track yet.

    You haven't listened to the fucking track??? It's only 3 and a half fucking minutes, bro. Listen to the fucking track!

    BTW - just kidding.

  • @Poppadocrock said:
    I do not like getting political, especially here, but.. I feel like this title is quite relevant with the recent OPEC announcement on oil. I hope this doesn’t start anything, not my intention. The reason I shared this is because I was talking to someone the other day and they said why would they do that and I said Because They Can.

    They can, and they.probably will. If you were in their shoes, what would you do? Everybody acts in their own self-interest. It's human nature. We need 'leaders' who can see both sides. I'm not holding my breath for that, but I pray for it.

    All politics aside, wouldn't you agree we would all be better off if we could all lick our balls once in a while.

  • That another epic construction @Paulieworld . I love the sounds of electric spoons and tap dancers.

  • @Paulieworld said:

    @Poppadocrock said:
    I do not like getting political, especially here, but.. I feel like this title is quite relevant with the recent OPEC announcement on oil. I hope this doesn’t start anything, not my intention. The reason I shared this is because I was talking to someone the other day and they said why would they do that and I said Because They Can.

    They can, and they.probably will. If you were in their shoes, what would you do? Everybody acts in their own self-interest. It's human nature. We need 'leaders' who can see both sides. I'm not holding my breath for that, but I pray for it.

    All politics aside, wouldn't you agree we would all be better off if we could all lick our balls once in a while.

    That’s very true, in terms of human nature.
    I’m not sure what I’d do, hard to say.
    Also true and not holding my breath either.

    And finally, Lol, that last line got me.

  • @Paulieworld said:
    The title comes from the punchline of an old joke about dogs. I won't repeat it because some members might consider it extremely offensive. Google it. I was a young Turk in the 70s and 80s and thought it was funny at the time.
    This track is an experiment in structured chaos. I hope you like it.

    +++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++
    Hi Paulieworld,
    This is very nice production. I hear beautiful music, and lovely instrumentation. Chaos is not in this picture, "structured" is, but not chaos.
    Very nice of McD to give us the Google answer, and I appreciate it very much!!!
    Thanks for this beauty!!!
    Rene

  • @ReneAsologuitar said:

    @Paulieworld said:
    The title comes from the punchline of an old joke about dogs. I won't repeat it because some members might consider it extremely offensive. Google it. I was a young Turk in the 70s and 80s and thought it was funny at the time.
    This track is an experiment in structured chaos. I hope you like it.

    +++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++
    Hi Paulieworld,
    This is very nice production. I hear beautiful music, and lovely instrumentation. Chaos is not in this picture, "structured" is, but not chaos.
    Very nice of McD to give us the Google answer, and I appreciate it very much!!!
    Thanks for this beauty!!!
    Rene

    Thank you for the nice compliment. I would like to apologize for the sophomoric humor. Something set me off this weekend, and I had a bit of an attitude. I feel much better now. I'm sorry I don't get to listen to more music on the forum. I'm still working full-time and expect that to continue for a while unless we can get this inflation under control. Everything you have been posting has been a joy to listen to. Your song selections and arrangements are always first class. Have a great day!

  • Give him a biscuit he might let you.

  • Sure I heard the kitchen sink in there somewhere… structured chaos sounds surprisingly good👍

  • @GeoTony said:
    Sure I heard the kitchen sink in there somewhere… structured chaos sounds surprisingly good👍

    You are correct my friend. My wife wants it back! Thank you and have a wonderful weekend.

  • My dog has about another nine months to partake, then he can kiss them goodbye. Something in this track for everyone!

  • Love the guitar bits toward the end. The whole track really moves.

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