As yet unused band names

AndyPlankton

Well I was watching Love and Hip Hop (well Mrs Plankton was) and I see this fella called Rich Dollar$.....
Equivalent for me would be - Broke Ba$tard

Maarten

Pickled granny syndicate...

AndyPlankton

Jakob and the Surface Fingerer's

kinkujin

You're Still Boring

apapdop

I Wanna Ride The Pony
Satan's Toenail
Gobshite

RUST( i )K

Soiler A Squirt Skirt Cake

McDtracy

I like it "Unused Band Name".

I was in a band and when the leader booked the band for the first gig he was asked to give a name and he blurted out it's "Up for Grabs".

When we got to the club the marque said "Up for Grabs" and we used it for a few weeks and later switched to the name o one the leader really wanted and 6 weeks later the band fell apart when the drummer started dating the bass players ex-girl friend and now the drummer's wife.

A rose by any other name... A band is still...

Have a contest and let the fans name it.

I like "Sok-a-toe-a" 'cause of my thing for sine waves and the SOHCAHTOA memory aid.

[Deleted User]

Plastic Colin & The Disappointments
M.C. Hernia
The Rotten Shirley’s
Chicken Peter
!DILDO!

All available.

kinkujin

Plastic Colon
Rondo Whiz

oat_phipps

Daddy Dimple & The Dottles

anickt

Extreme Swelling

[Deleted User]

Pat Shitweazel & The Acorns
Don’t Mind If I Do
Staircarpet
Rubber Dentures?
Dave Onions
!EXTRACTION!

All available.

apapdop

Jock McPooPlop And The Arseparts
Wanksock

u0421793

The title said “unused” not “unusable”

[Deleted User]

Edited. Note to self: don’t pissed when your post.

gusgranite

The Unfinished

Multicellular

Last time I tried to help with a band name, I destroyed this one guy's whole portfolio of artwork. He wanted something to do with Spartans. He was in love with Spartans for some reason, watched 300 too many times or something. Anyway, I suggested the Spartan Slavemasters, explaining the reason they could spend all their time training was because they didnt work, had like 5 to 10 slaves per free person. Sorrry not sorry.

JangoMango

We are.... eBay Dremel Attachment....

Masanga

Unicorn Wind
Lymphatic Sound System
Nigel, You're Melting
Bushbabies in a Centrifuge
The [Any Surname]s
Abysm of Fuckwits
Crackerjack Pencilheads
Mallaig Sarod Orchestra
Professor Toblerone
Make It Stop

anickt

Horse Buttocks
Alex Trebek’s Moustache
Bubbles of Love
Peeling Paint
Sliced Thumb
Slap It
Custards Last Stand
Spin Cycle Gyrations
Curdled Milk Soup
Lick The Deck
Hacking Cough
Odor of Spinach
Tunes That Bruise
Pasta For Thieves

Masanga

@anickt said:
Bubbles of Love

Brain

There was a Beavis & Butthead book back in the day called ‘This Book Sucks’ - which I have a copy of - that included three lists of words that the reader could choose a word from one of each to create a three-word band name; after much deliberation I landed on a combination that I would call my band (if I ever had one): ‘Albino Clam Machine’... which still tickles me to this day!

oat_phipps

@Brain said:
There was a Beavis & Butthead book back in the day called ‘This Book Sucks’ - which I have a copy of - that included three lists of words that the reader could choose a word from one of each to create a three-word band name; after much deliberation I landed on a combination that I would call my band (if I ever had one): ‘Albino Clam Machine’... which still tickles me to this day!

Taken. They backed up Gloria Estefan on some hits

id_23

Bleeding Rectum, were a punk band here in Belfast... always admired their slant!

Brain

@oat_phipps said:

@Brain said:
There was a Beavis & Butthead book back in the day called ‘This Book Sucks’ - which I have a copy of - that included three lists of words that the reader could choose a word from one of each to create a three-word band name; after much deliberation I landed on a combination that I would call my band (if I ever had one): ‘Albino Clam Machine’... which still tickles me to this day!

Taken. They backed up Gloria Estefan on some hits

I’m gratified to hear that!