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What did the zero say to the eight?
Nice belt.
A lot of people often say to me, 'Hey, you! What are you doing in my garden?'
A man is flying in a hot air balloon and realizes he is lost. He reduces altitude and spots a man down below. He lowers the balloon further and shouts: "Excuse me, can you tell me where I am?"
The man below says: "Yes, you're in a hot air balloon, hovering 30 feet above this field."
"You must work in Information Technology," says the balloonist.
"I do," replies the man. "How did you know?"
"Well," says the balloonist, "everything you have told me is technically correct, but it's of no use to anyone."
The man below says, "You must work in business."
"I do," replies the balloonist, "but how did you know?"
"Well," says the man, "you don't know where you are, or where you're going, but you expect me to be able to help. You're in the same position you were in before we met, but now it's my fault."
Any comments about the AR909 kick considered a recycled joke?
A Frenchmen, A German and a Jew are wandering in the desert…
Frenchman: “I’m tired and thirsty. I want some wine!”
German: “I’m tired and thirsty” I need some beer!”
Jew: “I’m tired and thirsty. I think I have diabetes!”
What’s large, flat and green and won’t fit in a bath?
A field.
What did the walls say to the ceiling?
Meet you at the corner
Why was 6 afraid of 7
Because 7 8 9
Comedy is all about… … the timing.
A Beijing Hotel was giving out this brochure.
Obviously, it has been translated directly, word for word from Mandarin to English.
How many teenagers does it take to screw in a lightbulb?
Just one to hold the light bulb while the world revolves around them.
Mahatma Gandhi, as you know, walked barefoot most of the time, which produced an impressive set of callouses on his feet. He also ate very little, which made him rather frail. And with his odd diet, he suffered from very bad breath. This made him a super calloused fragile mystic vexed by halitosis.
I like this, good and silly, but it's the vexed that makes it work somehow
How many surrealists does it take to change a lightbulb?
Fish.
A cow walks into a disco. The bouncer stops it and says. “Hey you! What do you want?!”
The cow replies “ I like to muhhhve it muhhhve it”
What's the difference between a musician and an extra-large pizza? The pizza can feed a family of four.
What's the difference between a musician and a savings bond? The savings bond eventually matures and makes money.
Hahaha ow
Priest, rabbit, and a minister walk into a bar.
Bartender asks what’ll you have?
Rabbit answers: I don’t know, I’m only here because of auto-correct.
Not my joke, this is stolen from someone that admits it's stolen from someone else.
Two guys working at a fast food restaurant. One of them says to the other “How much school did you complete?”
The other guy says “I didn’t graduate high school. How about you?”
The first guy says “I got a bachelors degree majoring in music.”
The second guys says “I’m sorry, I didn’t realize you were going to be working here longer than me.”
A guy walks into a bar with a monkey.
The monkey grabs some olives off the bar and eats them. Then he grabs some sliced limes and eats them.
He then jumps onto the pool table and grabs one of the balls. To everyone's amazement, he sticks it in his mouth, and somehow swallows it whole. The bartender looks at the guy and says, "Did you see what your monkey just did?"
"No, what?"
"He just ate the cue ball off my pool table... whole!"
"Yeah, that doesn't surprise me," replied the guy, "he eats everything in sight. Don't worry, I'll pay for the cue ball."
The guy finishes his drink, pays his bill, pays for the stuff the monkey ate, and leaves.
Two weeks later, the guy is back and has his monkey with him. He orders a drink, and the monkey starts running around the bar. The monkey finds a maraschino cherry on the bar. He grabs it, sticks it up his butt, pulls it out, and eats it.
Then the monkey finds a peanut, and again sticks it up his butt, pulls it out, and eats it.
The bartender asks, "Did you see what your monkey did just now?"
"No, what?" replied the man.
"Well, he stuck both a maraschino cherry and a peanut up his butt, pulled them out, and ate them!" said the bartender.
"Yeah, that doesn't surprise me," replied the guy. "He still eats everything in sight, but ever since he had to shit that cue ball out, he now measures everything first."
Two men with stockings on their heads are holding up an off license.
One of them grabs some bottles and asks the other “is this whisky?”
“Yes” The other replies “but wobbing a bank is whiskier!”
Someone has a long career of popcorn being thrown at them for this one.
Also my shitty typing skills are offended. Rude. Just downright rude.
Recycled jokes are rubbish…
Old, but eternal....
Shortly after the turn to the 16th Century, Pope Julus II decreed that all the Jews had to convert to Catholicism or leave Italy. There was a huge outcry from the Jewish community, so the Pope offered a deal. He'd have a religious debate with the leader of the Jewish community. If the Jews won, they could stay in Italy; if the Pope won, they'd have to convert or leave.
The Jewish congregation in Rome met and picked the esteemed Rabbi Moses Horowitz to represent them in the debate. However, as the Rabbi spoke no Italian, and the Pope spoke no Hebrew, they agreed that it would be a 'silent' debate.
On the chosen day, the Pope and the Rabbi sat opposite each other. The Pope raised his hand and showed three fingers. The Rabbi looked back and raised one finger. Next, the Pope waved his finger around his head. The Rabbi pointed to the ground where he sat. The Pope brought out a communion wafer and a chalice of wine. The Rabbi pulled out an apple. With that, the Pope stood up and declared himself beaten and confessed that the Rabbi was far too clever. The Jews could stay in Italy!
Later the cardinals met with the Pope and asked him what had happened. The Pope said, "First I held up three fingers to represent the Trinity. He responded by holding up a single finger to remind me there is still only one God common to both our beliefs. Then, I waved my finger around my head to show him that God was all around us. He responded by pointing to the ground to show that God was also right here with us. Finally, I pulled out the wine and wafer to show that God absolves us of all our sins. He pulled out an apple to remind me of the original sin. He bested me at every move and I could not continue!"
Meanwhile, the Jewish community gathered to ask the Rabbi how he had won. "I honestly don't have a clue," the Rabbi said."First, he told me that we had three days to get out of Italy, so I gave him the finger. Then he tells me that the whole country would be cleared of Jews, so I told him that we were staying right here.""And then what?" asked a woman. "Who knows?" said the Rabbi. "He took out his lunch, so I took out mine."
Better version IMO is the second says “don’t you think you should get to know him first” 😂
Also you can add all sorts of ridiculous details about where the guys were going or coming from, ya know really build it up. The one I was taught was they were coming out of a bar, drunk, having a good time etc.
An out-of-work actor gets a call from his agent one day. "I’ve got you a job," says his agent. "That’s great," says the actor, what is it?" "Well," says his agent, "it’s a one-liner" "That’s okay," replies the actor, "I’ve been out of work for so long I’ll take anything. What’s the line?" "Hark, I hear the cannons roar" says the agent. "I love it" says the actor "When’s the audition?" "Wednesday" says the agent.
Wednesday comes and the actor arrives at the audition. He marches on stage and shouts: "Hark, I hear the cannons roar". "Brilliant," says the director, "you’ve got the job. Be here 9 o’clock Saturday evening."
The actor is so happy he got the job that he goes on a major bender. He wakes up at 8:30 Saturday evening and runs to the theatre continually repeating his line; "Hark, I hear the cannons roar, hark, I hear the cannons roar, hark, I hear the cannons roar."
He arrives at the stage entrance, out of breath and is stopped by the guard. "Who the hell are you?" asks the guard. "I’m "hark, I hear the cannons roar." "If you’re "hark I hear the cannons roar", you’re late. Get up to makeup right now!"
So he runs up to makeup. "Who the hell are you" asks the makeup girl. "I’m "hark I hear the cannons roar."" "If you’re hark I hear the cannons roar", you’re late. Sit down here." And she applies the makeup. "Now quick, get down to the stage, you’re about to go on."
He dashes down to the stage. "Who the hell are you?" asks the stage manager. "I’m "hark, I hear the cannons roar."" "You’re "hark, I hear the cannons roar?" Get out there, the curtain’s about to go up."
He tears onto the stage. The curtains rise, the house is full. Suddenly there is an almighty bang behind him, and the actor shouts "WHAT THE FUCK WAS THAT?"